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"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Sunbathing in the park

Fresh fish

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Smite him, my son!"

Wilfried Zaha

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Any questions?'

George Best

'You want to run that by me again?'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Bowled out.

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

Jack Grealish

'I saw the light during my near death experience, but it turned out to be in my refrigerator.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'