Picket Line Participant Gifts

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Sunbathing in the park

Fresh fish

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Smite him, my son!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Wilfried Zaha

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

The stilt walkers union on strike

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Bowled out.

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'I saw the light during my near death experience, but it turned out to be in my refrigerator.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Jack Grealish

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

Bear Climbs a Pole in the Zoo