Picket Line Marcher Gifts

"If they freeze our wages we wouldn't be able to buy anything until it thawed out."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Bring flag factories back to America.

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

The stilt walkers union on strike

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Sousa's back!"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

Save this Wilderness.

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I shamble five miles every day."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

So you think you can march.

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

"Fancy a s**g?"

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'How can you make so many mistakes when there's only 2 option...LEFT or RIGHT?'

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

Policemen marching

Man pushing his donkey along the road

"Me, to keep fit, I go on long walks. You should try it..."

"I may not be Mr. Right, but I know Mr. Right, and maybe if you sleep with me it will make him jealous."