Pit Crew Member T-Shirts

"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"I need to tinkle."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Employee of the Month Parking

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Silent type, eh?'

'I found another pothole.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Who wants to go first?"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Happy New Year

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

"So how are things back in economy?"

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'