Racing Pit Crew Gifts

"I need to tinkle."

Team Leader

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

Fast food

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Council worker sweeping under car.

Winter Roadwork...

Formula One Finish Line.

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

Advertising space on a racing car.

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

"I called maintenance. They said if it gets any bigger they'll send someone up."

"Hurry up, I'll lose the lead!" "Now where did I put those nuts?"

Finishing Line

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

Formula One Centaur

'...My daughter could have married a dentist, you know...'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Formula 1.

If you value your life, install a smoke detector on every floor!

Each Way Bet