Piranha Ponderer Gifts

'Yes, the fish are biting...'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"I want my job back."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Have they no shame?"

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Progress

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.