Piranha Ponderer Mugs

'Yes, the fish are biting...'

Happy thoughts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"I want my job back."

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Have they no shame?"

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

Progress

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'