Piranha Handler Mugs

A new acquaintance will keep you in stitches!

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

A kid got too close to a fish tank, fish have eaten him.

No Hawkers...

'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'

'Frankly, I didn't want to bite him, but he kept poking at me with a stick...'

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

"Flight insurance claims department."

Fisherman gets attacked by piranhas after using chum as bait.

As far as Ralph was concerned, chasing cars was the best part of the job.