Piranha Pal Mugs

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Trust

Intellectual Property

"You had me at alternative milk."

Doctors

'Is the water cold?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Pull...'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Beer Club for Men.

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Wish You Were Beer

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Did you spill my pint?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'Don't open that attachment!'

Friends Yeah!

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"