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Piranha Handler T-Shirts
Show off their adventurous side with our fun piranha handler t-shirts, ideal for fans of the wild and brave at heart.
"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."
'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'
"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."
Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.
The Brazilian Blow dry
"There you go with that typical police mentality."
"He did it!"
'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'
"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog
'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'
"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"
A man with a bird perched on his finger.
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'
"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."
Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.
"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"
"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"
"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."
'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'
'He has an MBA from Wharton.'
'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'
"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."
"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"
"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'
"Stay away from the piranha tank."
No Hawkers...
'Frankly, I didn't want to bite him, but he kept poking at me with a stick...'
"My sniffer dog has been up graded."
'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'
A kid got too close to a fish tank, fish have eaten him.
"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."
"Flight insurance claims department."
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