Piranha Handler Gifts

A new acquaintance will keep you in stitches!

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

No Hawkers...

'Frankly, I didn't want to bite him, but he kept poking at me with a stick...'

"My sniffer dog has been up graded."

'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'

A kid got too close to a fish tank, fish have eaten him.

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

"Flight insurance claims department."