Piranha Pool Thrill Gifts

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

First Dive

"Wait an hour after eating to swim? Mom, this is America. We never stop eating."

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."