Piranha Appreciator Gifts

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

A Prickly Pair

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Paving over the window-box

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Caddy With A Cool Box

Best Dad Ever

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Soldier Walking Peacock.

Botanical violinist

Flinging Poo.

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

Legends of Hold Music

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Monkey with banana.'

A new acquaintance will keep you in stitches!

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

"Entertaining that lot all day and what's in it for us - peanuts!"

Tattoos - "Can you do a leery yob across my back?"

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."