Piranha Appreciator Prints

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

A Prickly Pair

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Paving over the window-box

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Best Dad Ever

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Botanical violinist

Caddy With A Cool Box

Soldier Walking Peacock.

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Flinging Poo.

Legends of Hold Music

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

'Monkey with banana.'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

A new acquaintance will keep you in stitches!

"Squark! Ooh... ahh... do it again you hot stud!"

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

Tattoos - "Can you do a leery yob across my back?"