Snake Handler Mugs

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Frankly, I didn't want to bite him, but he kept poking at me with a stick...'

"Is there a herpetologist in the house?"

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

"Whoever has the rattlensnake has the floor. Anyone want the snake? No? Then I'll keep talking."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Snake Charmer

The Music Critic.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"