Snake Handling Mugs

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The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a cowboy in a rattlesnake roundup. Fortuately, roundups are now banned here.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"He never heard of snake-handling. We've made great strides since Freud."

"Sometimes I wish I was venomous: I'm sick and tired of being handled all the time. . ."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"