Piracy Pillows

'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

Aid relief not getting through to Somalia because of pirate attacks

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

'It's a treasure map.'

"I'm guessing his weak points are distance and footwork."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

'You can't fire me, I quit!'

"Your insurance doesn't cover carpentry."

Plunder Local.

'Bah, it's a NATIONAL treasure!'

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

Pirate Treasure

'Interesting business plan.'

Captain Curling Iron.

Francis Drake

The good news was that the crew got free dental care.

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

'Honestly, all I'm looking for is a job with a better health insurance plan.'

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

"I like how you succeed, despite your disabilities!"

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Ablast! I've stayed ashore too long and taken root.

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."

"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Think he'll strike fear into hearts. . . or pity?"

"Captain Hook is an idiot."

"Do you have anything buried that you'd like to dig up?"

A pirate finding a trophy in a treasure chest

"I'm getting out of gold and going into porches."