Internet Pirate Pillows

'Ok, I may have abused my download privileges,'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Music downloads

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'It's a treasure map.'

"How many letters can you read?"

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Finance piracy

'You're allergic to feathers.'

I'd rather be phishing.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'Interesting business plan.'

Hooks R Us.

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Desert Island Books

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'