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No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

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"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'It's a treasure map.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'You're allergic to feathers.'

Finance piracy

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

'Interesting business plan.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Hooks R Us.

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

Punishment for Software Piracy.

The Nautical Step

'I bought him from a sailor!'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"