Book Pirate Prints

Desert Island Books

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Music downloads

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It's a treasure map.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

"How many letters can you read?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Finance piracy

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'You're allergic to feathers.'

'Interesting business plan.'

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Punishment for Software Piracy.

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Hooks R Us.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'I bought him from a sailor!'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"