Pinewood Derby Gifts

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Cloud computing.

SCUBER

Greville Starkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

Dung Beetle Birthdays...

No Pony

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"One day son, all this will be landfill."

"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Wilderness Pinball

'Bernie, you'd better get over here in the next half-hour or so ... They've entered the stretch.'

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"I must've been standin' there talking to Pamela Anderson for a good half hour before I realized it was just a Baywatch pinball machine with new L.E.D.s!"

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Bet it all on Maximum Security

Woman watering her pin wheel.

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

'I won that in a demolition derby.'