Pimp Gifts

Searching for a gift for a professional in the pimp industry? Explore witty and bold products that capture the vibrant and lively spirit of this unique profession. Perfect for adding a touch of humor and personality to their day-to-day style.

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"Please Pay at Pimp"

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'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.' mockup

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

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"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"We're a very small international conglomerate." mockup

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

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'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.' mockup

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

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'Play it again, Sam.'

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You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon... mockup

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

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Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass. mockup

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

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"Ahh...He's got wind"

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'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!' mockup

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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Get on with it!

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'Bigley, you're over-training!'

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The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head. mockup

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

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'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.' mockup

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

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Important Muscles.

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'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.' mockup

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

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"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines." mockup

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

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Baby dressed for the opera.

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Bowling ball head.

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"I want you to learn from my mistakes." mockup

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

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"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry." mockup

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

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"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent." mockup

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

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Olympic Jar Opening Event

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"Why are they being so mean to us?" mockup

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

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Library: The Weight lifting Section. mockup

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

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A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull. mockup

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

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"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous." mockup

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

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'Man pushing pram with baby.'

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The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe. mockup

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

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'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.' mockup

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

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'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.' mockup

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

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"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out." mockup

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

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"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy." mockup

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

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Pimp Gifts Collection

Pimp Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for those in the profession. Bold, humorous, and designed to make every coffee break memorable.

Pimp Pillows

Shop our pillows collection to add a fun, stylish touch to any space with designs that celebrate their bold profession.

Pimp Prints

Decorate their home or office with prints that celebrate their unique profession in a fun and artistic way.

Pimp T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that captures their spirit. Eye-catching, humorous, and made for those who love to stand out.