Pimp Gifts

"Please Pay at Pimp"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'Play it again, Sam.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Get on with it!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Important Muscles.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Baby dressed for the opera.

Bowling ball head.

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."