Primate Buff Gifts

"On the other hand, he never learned to ride a unicycle."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Get on with it!

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Early accounting scandals.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Albert Einstein

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'