Chimp Mimic Gifts

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"I tested very high in playing."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Sport Darwinism

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'We brought him here to be C...A...S...T...R...A...'