Chimp Communicator Gifts

Inclusive speech

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

Communication

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Monkey casino study.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Sport Darwinism

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'She lithpth!'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

People talking through a stethoscope.