Chimp Communicator Mugs

"Remember? Pretend I'm not here!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Inclusive speech

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Modern romance'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Way too much anthropomorphising

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Communication

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'She lithpth!'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.