Pillow Hugger Pillows

"This is the software for my head."

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

Relaxing on a sofa

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

Scary Movies!

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'Group hug anyone?'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

You are the 1 I settled 3

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.