Pillow Hugger Mugs

"This is the software for my head."

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

Some people always carry a laptop in case they get a chance to do some work --- It's different with Ernie.

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

Relaxing on a sofa

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

Scary Movies!

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Group hug anyone?'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

You are the 1 I settled 3

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?