Pillow Fort Architect Pillows

Inauguration Watch Party

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

His entire life was about balance.

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

Bookworm Sleepover

Pachyderm insomnia.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You know your dog better than I do."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"