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'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Amen. Please help me up."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Freddie's water

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

Lost aliens checking their map.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

A friar

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

Lourdes Miracles.

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'