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An architect-type is seen relaxing in his Eames chair and behind him on the wall, instead of ducks, he has three flying buttresses.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Is this who I am?"

"Amen. Please help me up."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Music Student

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Ok, who keeps shouting, "Throw him in the river and see if he floats"?

I heart my bum.

Moral compass 2003

"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."