Pilgrims Of The Soul Pillows

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Freddie's water

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Lost aliens checking their map.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

A friar

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Lourdes Miracles.

The reason we have to look out is because we failed to look in.

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

'God bless everyone in the whole wide world - except Microsoft.'