Pigment Phobic Gifts

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Joseph and his coat

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Printers

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Confined by Coronavirus

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'Everybody's a critic'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

Unnecessary Surgery

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

'The truth is there is no 'Youth Formula' worth millions. This is Mountain Dew.'

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

Snowman horror.

Auntie Bacterial

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

Battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

Swine flu immunity.

'What is clausophobia?' - 'Fear of Father Christmas.'