Pigment Phobic Prints

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Joseph and his coat

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Printers

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Confined by Coronavirus

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Unnecessary Surgery

'Everybody's a critic'

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

Snowman horror.

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

Auntie Bacterial

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

Swine flu immunity.

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

Battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

'What is clausophobia?' - 'Fear of Father Christmas.'

"Uh-oh. . . Paper-cut!"