Pig Paparazzo Pillows

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

The Pooperrazzi

Squeal like a pig!

Swine flu

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Jurassic Pork!

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."