Foodie Paparazzo Pillows

"Posting photos of your dinner is one thing ... but selfies with your food?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Beanirrito"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Okay, you have my attention."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Pizza Shard

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Fried Egg

Pork Pie Hat

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Press Pass

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Photographers Then and Now.

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."