Planet Paparazzo Pillows

Space Selfie

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

The Pooperrazzi

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Photographers Then and Now.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'