Paparazzo Pillows

"All clear, I can't see any wildlife paparrazzi."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I am naturally good at stalking, so it was an easy transition to become a paparazzo...'

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

Photographers Then and Now.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

The Pooperrazzi

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Pope Francis

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'