Floral Paparazzo Pillows

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Cow and Milk

Flower growing on a compost heap.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"You want to say WHAT?"

"Okay, you have my attention."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

Car with flowers inside

Keen gardener.

The Pooperrazzi

Hyacinths

"Why yes, business is blooming."

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

Saying it with Flowers

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

The urban gardener.

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."