Floral Paparazzo Mugs

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Cow and Milk

Flower growing on a compost heap.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"You want to say WHAT?"

"Okay, you have my attention."

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

The Pooperrazzi

Car with flowers inside

Keen gardener.

Hyacinths

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Saying it with Flowers

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

The urban gardener.

Child dressed as a daffodil.

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!