Celestial Paparazzo Mugs

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

An amplified harp

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

God creating the galaxy.

The Pooperrazzi

Double bass in space

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

A little night music...

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Roy, orbiting.

Moon crooner

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Photographers Then and Now.

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Bassoonist cherub.