Pet Paparazzo Mugs

"Okay, you have my attention."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Labradoodle"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Press Pass

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Photographers Then and Now.

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Smile!

Journalists block an ambulance crew.

'Looks like your pet is a cat burglar, I see he stole your heart.'