Pet Paparazzo Prints

"Okay, you have my attention."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Labradoodle"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

The Pooperrazzi

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"He loves to give autographs!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Press Pass

Photographers Then and Now.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Smile!