Puppy Paparazzo Prints

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Puppy.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Self-Employment

The Pooperrazzi

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Photographers Then and Now.

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

"Whenever you're ready."

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

Space Selfie

"All clear, I can't see any wildlife paparrazzi."

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

Good luck making this shot.

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

"It' the dog."

"I didn't realise the Wilson's house was on the market."

'I am naturally good at stalking, so it was an easy transition to become a paparazzo...'

"Posting photos of your dinner is one thing ... but selfies with your food?"

Dog takes photo in car window cutout

'I think the fifteen minutes of fame thing is just for people.'