Paparazzo T-Shirts

"All clear, I can't see any wildlife paparrazzi."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I am naturally good at stalking, so it was an easy transition to become a paparazzo...'

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

Photographers Then and Now.

"You're going to need a longer lens."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Selfie World

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Pope Francis

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Mia Martini

Press Pass

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."