Canine Paparazzo T-Shirts

Dog takes photo in car window cutout

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"You've already been for a walk."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Pooperrazzi

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"He loves to give autographs!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

Photographers Then and Now.

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Press Pass

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Smile!

'Looks like your pet is a cat burglar, I see he stole your heart.'