Pig Paparazzo Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Okay, you have my attention."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Squeal like a pig!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Swine flu

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Jurassic Pork!

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

Photographers Then and Now.