"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."
Publishing Paparazzo Gifts
Looking for a gift for a publishing paparazzo? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that honor their talent for capturing the perfect shot and their love for the world of publishing. These items are ideal for anyone who lives behind the lens, turning everyday moments into compelling stories. Whether for a birthday, thank you, or just because, our range offers fun, stylish, and meaningful options they’ll cherish.
"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."
She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...
'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'
"Maps to stars' rehab centers."
Selfie World
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
The EP-21 spy plane.
"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."
"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"
"Okay, you have my attention."
Man selling lamb weekly
'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'
"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."
"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"
'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'
The Pooperrazzi
"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"
Welcome to celebrity hell.
Efforts Results In Seeing Stars
"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."
Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born
"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."
Stepped in Dog Poo.
"I'm sorry, Prolf. Minskov, but that article on Minskov's theory...they want someone else to write it."
'This is an excellent article about your life in the forest, Mr......uh....Miss Herman, would you please bring me an oil can?'
"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."
'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"
"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."
Press Pass
Photographers Then and Now.
'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'
"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."
"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."
"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."
Publishing Paparazzo Gifts Collection
Publishing Paparazzo Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for publishing paparazzi who love to start their day with a splash of humor and creativity.
Publishing Paparazzo Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their space with pillows that reflect their love for storytelling and photography.
Publishing Paparazzo Prints
Decorate their environment with prints that capture the essence of a publishing paparazzo’s creative journey.
Publishing Paparazzo T-Shirts
Find stylish and witty t-shirts that celebrate the passion and talent of the publishing paparazzo in your life.