Picnic Provocateur T-Shirts

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Shaken not stirred

The Adventures of God

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Sunbathing in the park

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Picnic with thieves

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

I told you not to swim out to far

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

*=Hotdog

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'