Picnic Provocateur T-Shirts

Whatsa matter, Joey, you don't want to go on a little picnic with us? Fair weather enemies.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

French wine

Shaken not stirred

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Sunbathing in the park

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

I told you not to swim out to far

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

*=Hotdog

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.