Picnic Passionista T-Shirts

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

French wine

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

I told you not to swim out to far

*=Hotdog

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

'What's a picnic without ants?'